Monday, February 6
Dear Muslim Man Complaint Box
"Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but my entire family lives in a fucking bomb crater eating leaves all day. I know Death to Israel, Death to America and all that but do you think you could take a look at installing a floor in my crater or something?
"I'm on your side, I'm Muslim, I just think we need to prioritize better. Maybe ease back on the 'death to X' stuff and look into paved roads and running water. When I can afford to buy a car I promise to load the trunk full of fertilizer and drive it into a Jewish wedding. Let's just get me to the 'buy a car' part first."
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The anonymous person who sent that to me also asks a very good question:
If the Muslims destroy all the embassies, wherever will they go to apply for visas and immigration papers...?
"I'm on your side, I'm Muslim, I just think we need to prioritize better. Maybe ease back on the 'death to X' stuff and look into paved roads and running water. When I can afford to buy a car I promise to load the trunk full of fertilizer and drive it into a Jewish wedding. Let's just get me to the 'buy a car' part first."
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The anonymous person who sent that to me also asks a very good question:
If the Muslims destroy all the embassies, wherever will they go to apply for visas and immigration papers...?
