Monday, January 9
"Ted Kennedy to publish children's book"
Notice the headline didn't say "write". At least there's some integrity left in journalism.
But alas, no irony left in the Kennedy compound. The book reportedly concerns the Senator's dog. We learn that of all the breeds available, Ted Kennedy chose a... Portuguese Water Dog.
And named it Splash.
Anyway, I have some more book ideas for Senator Kennedy:
Remembering President Goldwater
The Day Mao Wrote The Communist Manifesto, I Fell for a Hoax (and the Boston Globe Fired Its Factcheckers)
And my personal favourite:
Is There A Problem, Officer?
But alas, no irony left in the Kennedy compound. The book reportedly concerns the Senator's dog. We learn that of all the breeds available, Ted Kennedy chose a... Portuguese Water Dog.
And named it Splash.
Anyway, I have some more book ideas for Senator Kennedy:
Remembering President Goldwater
The Day Mao Wrote The Communist Manifesto, I Fell for a Hoax (and the Boston Globe Fired Its Factcheckers)
And my personal favourite:
Is There A Problem, Officer?
